My friends and I fretted over what kind of mechanics-driven game we should create and I insisted we stay away from dice-based resolution. Then one friend suggested the players be Alpaca, because he likes Alpaca, and we started laughing up a storm about all the ideas that flowed from that. Ultimately they bailed on me and I had to do all the work. This game is a third rewrite, as is only appropriate. I'm also not a rapper, but redressing popular songs I know with other rhyming words is a fun game I do with my kids.