G-Game theory?
"Uh-huh-yeah sureeee-"
"Ok so maybe it was more like-loudly telling-but why do you care, what happened!???"
"Because the other day, she was talking-and she mumbled something-which I heard-but no one heard-"
"Ok so what was it?"
"Um-she said something about me being a dumbass-OH! She said "MiNa ThInKs He'S mY fUcKiNg SouLmAte-or something like that-"
"Oh-ohhhhhh...ok well first of all yeah I totally do but I wouldn't worry too much-she doesn't believe me."
"...Oh."
"...Ok-well it's less like she doesn't believe me-and more like she sees all the evidence and just blatantly ignores it-"
"Ohhhh-um-okay-thanks...for your help..? I guess I could say..?"
"Yeeeaaahhhh...."