I start making a proposition to the moist towelette.
"Hey there moist towelette. I thought how you licked those runes that one time was really cool. I think you're one of the moistest, towel-y beings around. So I was thinking, I've got a place just 1 unit of distance west of here. It's pretty nice, it's got a water bowl and everything. Plus it's floating in an empty void, with a rope tying it to this stake in the ground. Talk about a nice view! You want to uhh, live there maybe?"
The moist towelette makes a humming noise and does a twisting motion that I'm guessing means denial.
If only I knew how to communicate more effectively with it.