Why don't we see more comedy stealth games? This was brilliant. You really made it in five days? With a couple more stages, I would totally buy this. I replayed it several times just to see what all the items do.
You didn't mention in the controls how to switch inventory slots with the scroll wheel, so that took me too long to figure out. Also, I don't know if it is just me, but it seems like it would make sense to swap the pick up and use item controls so it is like you are clicking on the item to pick it up. Those were my only complaints.
I loved the various fan t-shirts (perfect for this jam, and meta, so you would get bonus points from me if I had the power to distribute points), and the animation when you get caught is hilarious. Please make more like this.