That. That was the most original concept i've ever seen for a bullet hell experience. That's so funny and well turned, and the dialogues are really fun. I'm just sad there is not much different pattern.
Also, be carefull, if you turbo spam the dialogues, all the pattern are going together, and its quite "easy" to get to the end with this.
Super fun iteration of a bullet hell dating sim with a raccoon (i'm sure you're the only one of that kind)