You know, this may well be the best hybrid of a bullet hell game, a block breaker game, and a raccoon dating simulator hybrid that I've ever played.
This is a great idea, and I had a big goofy smile on my face basically the entire way through. I'd love to see this one developed further. The gameplay is fairly simple and perhaps a bit too merciful, but with a longer story, there's plenty of time to introduce more complex patterns.