YO! AWESOME!
That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? Does your train of thought have a caboose? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: “Go ahead. Do it!” Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead ; if your weren't so fat that your cereal bowl has its own lifeguard , or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, creep!
I know this is a copypasta, and you had no reason to send this to me. Especially considering the line about suicide, since a friend of mine commited suicide not to long ago. I thought you had a job at mcdonalds? Or did you already get fired cause yo lazy ass can't take a since order without getting pissed?
