The writing is really funny! I'm not great at the shooting part so I couldn't get to the 5,000 score (also, it said my high score was 5,000 but I'd died twice without getting there, in case that's not intentional). But I truly wanted to keep playing because I enjoyed the concept so much. Like another user wrote a speech challenge that stops or slows the attacks would be perfect.
Hope you keep updating this! Great game!!