I’m so sorry you had this technical problem… <:( You put Together Forever (which I love) by Rick Astley, and your well-written description is both funny and clever (‘Does he have infinite sides, or only one?’), and the character mechanic sounded precise (momentum-based wall jump), and the concept sounds interesting, so you put me in a good mood for testing. ;)
I will surely come back once the game is playable. Once again sorry you could not make it, I feel for those various honest people that get the sword of the rule’s strictness stab them (as this is not the first game to get that treatment). ._.
PS: I see you still got two votes. Weird. Are some people trying to harpoon some undue Karma? X)
PPS: an important question: is it legitimate from the players to get the necessary generic files elsewhere (for example, through another Unreal Engine game) and play? Or are there some files specific to you, so that the game is totally unlaunchable anyway?