This was interesting! The voiceover was a fun surprise, and the writing was enjoyable. You did ramp up the patronising/smart-arsed thing a bit too quickly for me. 'Yes, I could have taken the dot product...' was annoying, but 'Ah, forgot to implement the jump' made me laugh.
Gameplay-wise, it's a fun idea. I couldn't see the top of the dice properly, though, because of the camera angle. Possibly just me? I did my best, but that made it pretty hard to engage with the core idea.
A fun experience, though. Hope you make more stuff!