Found a typo at the start after the MC wakes up "Probably shouldn't say that incase i take some dumbass decisions in the near future and embarrass myself"
i assume "take" is meant to be "make".
Edit: im sorry but "My morning wood on dissapear" gave me a good chuckle id almost want it not to be fixed just for how funny it sounded in my head but "dissapear" should be "disappear" and "on" is unnecessary in the sentence.