Enough already, hoodie has said it wont happen.
If you want it so much then give hoodie a bunch of money so they can pay someone to make the port or give guides to make an easy port. If you anit doing either then stop spamming for an port.
The only thing I can think of is to report them, and select the appropriate option. Adding a comment that explains what they're doing helps, I'm sure; when someone reviews it, they'll be able to home in on the problem more efficiently, rather than sifting through chaff. Unfortunately, some people will do whatever they can—going to any length—just to get their way.