The time machine was very easy to unlock... hmmmm... there must be a catch to it. Anywwwwaaaiiit a minute... Why is Mickey Mouse president? And why is there Donald Duck in the room telling my I am late for personal recreation dddaaaaaaaaaaaay
Edit:
Another catch: The exe stays active even after closing the game. Couldn't see something fishy at a glance so maybe just a bad closing routine.
Maybe eat the devs.