the "cheat console" joke is genuinely not funny. i have shit on my computer and not everyone saves every five seconds
dude that's a prank that people who thought they were smart played in *elementary school.* plus, if a game gives me instructions, i'm not exactly on the fucking watch based on the chance that it might be something to mess with me. there's no need to try and be condescending on a joke game that is *also* about elementary schoolers