true i mean he literally canonically just stays in that house forever and i'm sure the blinds have been closed for a long time
he steps outside and is burnt to a crisp like a vampire
he goes outside and missingno KILLS him because it HATES the sun
missingno sex scene when?
coral........ draw missingno with sexy girl body
I'm gonna do that as soon as I get home
And also attempt an actually moderately sexy missingno girl, bowsette style
YEAHH
goodness gracious
I need me a girl who can glitch in and out of reality
missingno vibrator
missingo knows how to throw a party