bf: so what do you wanna do little buddy?
bf: oh yeah right... your a animal. animals don't talk...
bf: so... do you have a name little buddy?
"Biscuit!"
...
bf: biscuit... AWW IT EVEN HAS A CUTE NAME GIRLFRIEND COME DOWN AND SEE WHAT I BROUGHT IN!
gf: what is it... OMFG ITS SO CUTEEEE WHATS HIS NAME???? ♡^♡
bf: his name is biscuit ^^
gf: AWWW I JUST WANNA EAT YOU UP COME WITH ME MY CUTE LITTLE BISCUIT ♡♡♡♡
":3"
-she grabs biscuit-
gf: i'll take this cutie with me!~
"Okay!"
gf: are you hungry?
"Mhm!"
gf: okay what do dogs eat again... oh that's right that weird dog food that everyone else uses!
gf: i don't have a bowl though...
