HAHAHAHA! Yeah, man, thanks for playing along with my goofiness.
I loved this whole thread, but I'm sorry to say, but...
OBJECTION!
If Chester and Dave are in an open relationship, then what's stopping Eddy from going after both Chester and Dave? If we're adding the meta knowledge from the first one, then you can only go after one of them. What's stopping them from continuing in with the idea of Chester cheating on Dave idea they set up?