Now can I complain about this game?
Once you get past lower-floor RNG hell and get an exploding shotgun, it's basically just knock-off Nuclear Throne, which is all I wanted when I clicked on this game.
But for the developer himself to 1. first, talk smack, then 2. throw a reddit tantrum over some legitimate criticism... come on man. With a couple YouTube videos a small child could make this himself in Godot in a couple weeks. Maybe not 3 days, but get over yourself.
Shout out to Spirit Lamp for bringing me back here.