WHAT the hell, uhhh maybe you should make the item
I mean, it was you who came up with the idea in the first place, it probably just needs some changing to make it less overpowered but personally I think it's quite cool.
It's also not my game, so it's really Jay's executive decision on whether to add something similar to this into the game.
I'm just a person active in this game's comment section attempting to balance this item so it can more easily be integrated into the game's based on its already existing mechanics and themes, I've got no control over whether the item does get added and I don't really want to come up with a similar concept already made by someone else.
Perhaps we should seek Jay's input on this item (with the suggested changes).
*Hint Hint*
:)