"So, you're new in town? And clearly 18 YEARS OLD, JUST LIKE ALL OF US! What brings you here?"
"My LANDLORD's job was relocated here."
"Wait, so you just follow your Landlord aroun-"
"YES! There's nothing strange about that! My relationship with him and his family is way-way-way above board, alright?! Even if there's a picture of me as a young child, living with my Landlord and his family in my Landlord and Landlady's bedroom, alright!? Nothing's going on! And thanks for the milkshake..."