Man, you're an asshole. It's not supposed to be really deep, go be hateful somewhere else
I'm not saying that negative reviews are forbidden, I'm just saying that this simple game does not need you shitting all over it just because it's not deep or extremely high quality, pretending to be a critic. A lot of your 'critique' is "This is trash, I hate most things in life", you don't even bother to be constructive. I'd find that if you focused more on things you liked then writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of 'blunt' opinions then you'd get more out of life, however that's just a suggestion, I can't tell you how to live your life.
I understand you were giving your opinion and thats alright, it's how you worded the whole thing and ended with '(this review is in no way meant to insult the developer)" after saying you wish you never knew of its existence, the creators artstyle is trash, and it has no redeeming qualities. Its evidently too late to chance what you said not that you even have to, but with you claiming to be a constructive critique wouldn't it have been better to sprinkle in some actual critique instead of ripping into how "horrible" it is. It's just a game at the end of the day and the person who created it, whether they were trying or not, shouldn't have to read such a nasty comment just because you felt like being an ass.