Overall: I wore an orange on my head.
Gameplay: Visual novel stuff. Transitions felt a bit slow in my browser and it took a while to get to Priscilla and Alice, but otherwise not many qualms.
Music: I like the title music. Did you write that?
Comedy: I beat up monsters with a cucumber and ate sentient carrots. Was funny.
Graphics: Adorable art.
Story: Riveting tales of romance no matter who you date.