To be fair, I have a billion tabs open on chrome so
Perhaps it'd work if I... did not fucking do that.
Thanks for the help!
As a rule I don't really write guides for my own games because I think that's better as a community thing, but I don't think anything like a walkthrough would really be relevant for this design anyway. It's more just a matter of managing your stats on a day to day basis.
Oh, but I'm glad to hear the game loaded this time!