How to be a perfect employee:
Step 1: Get a job at "Vile Buffet"
Step 2: Be a night gaurd.
Step 3: See a creature that it's familiar too a dead meme.
Step 4: IT IS THE TROLLGE.
Step 5: He is inside you're shelter. SUICIDE IS THE ONLY OPTION.
July/5th/2000 "The Trollge" Incident