To those who read this. After thousands of years in my search, I have looked for a game, THE game that would satisfy me to the ends of the earth and after eons of searching. I have found that game. This is the best twenty dollars and money spent supporting this game I have ever done and there is not a game that I have not played that comes close to the sheer perfect that is this game. Does it leave some things to be desired like clipping? Yeah sure. Could it be refined? Yes. But is this the goat of all games at the moment. You bet your ass. I can't even begin to stop giving this game praise. THIS IS IT. This is THE game. Granted Hakkaku is coming out with some immaculately nice. I can officially say, this surpasses the bar in terms of the action side-scrollers of even KooooN soft.(They're also making a new game by the way.)
Listen to what I'm saying here. You don't get better than this at the moment, customization with the odd reference here and there.(Granted kinda sad there's no halo accessory) This game is the GOAT and I don't forsee myself needing anything else in life for a long time. This game could be thoroughly improved with updates but the base game is solid. I genuinely look forward to the next game Zed makes because besides what mateydev is making which is the only game in my mind with the potential to be superior, Zed can only do even better with Kinky Fight Club 2 and good god if there's as much effort in that game as this one I'm done for.
Buy it. Play it. Enjoy it. Embrace depravity. You're not gonna get a better game for a long time.
As for Mr Zed granted he reads this. I'd had my eyes on this since the start and supported it to some degree, including with polls. Your work is amazing. You have my applause. Good god, what a mad lad. Ony thing I could think of that'd make this better is a proper game over screen/better captured scenes. I can officially die happy.