is it just me or when i see officer monroe i instantly think his name would be tony? like this if you agree EDIT: like cmon he looks like a tony
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It's settled then. Ashley it is. Officer Ashley. Had a rough childhood because of his girly name but now he wears a leopard thong under his uniform, constantly adjusting his balls mid conversation. Hangs around all the local gay bars but finds more excitement in debating the thought of going in. Presses his crotch to the rear door whenever he fills up his car, fantasizing what it would be like to inseminate a woman but turns bright red when the neighbours 10 year old daughter sits on his lap. Officer Ashley. Gulping raw cheese since 1967.