I'm trying to remember if this screen is actually something available to premium members or if it's just a gag to get someone to think there's actually something premium there. 50/50 chance either way with this game.
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I'm assuming this is the "A Life of Prizes" event. Yes, this puzzle is *hard*. That said, all the answers are available in the game (and some of them in the event itself - look everywhere, do everything, and eat everything - *a lot*).
If you're still having trouble, start with the official Lessons In Love wiki. Replay events in the Event Tracker. The truth is out there.