I had a dude with a monstrously long left arm searching for a bride, but he first found the rogue joy who appeared in the form of a chocolate cake, who we disarmed with the sword, then we met the american flag and turned it into a frog, before returning home to find our perfect bride: a girl with a monstrously large RIGHT arm. But surprise, she was a traitor, and send many depressed tomatoes to kill us, but then we were saved by the rogue joy and her band of fractal smiles. Then the frog appeared again, we kissed it to turn it back into the flag of the united states of america, and it then revealed the artifact: the glorious flag of Texas. We charged into battle, waving the flag over our heads, and in the end the piece of cake stabbed the evil queen-that had the monstrously long arm-, stabbed her with the FLAG OF TEXAS and Im dying XD