Grittings and Salivations,
Good Sir, I, have been retrained, by the right honorabell Wanger Sitanus to demand, that you crease and desist fortwith!!! Thees impingements of my clients, copywrites, shall not be toleraded!! These works, of pros, are the sole creation, of Wanger!!!! These are' original creationary outputs.! Furthermore, , any simularity to other's works, are hereby rendered, null and void, by the edition of apostrofees. WHich has made them all original works of Mr. Sitanus!!!
Cord Jelly,
Matt Lock; esq.