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I have to give this high ratings on the jam attributes because it is too much boingy.

I will however state that this is, as self described, a very bad game. 

I rapidly clicked and got almost all visible cows the 4th or 5th attempt, and still lost with a "baad score" because apparently the other cows just never came down?  I think they bounced away into space instead of becoming playable/fair targets. Other attempts were losses due to controls clicking in between legs/heads or just not registering at all. All my scores ended up below like 24 or so, not even sure how many there is supposed to be on screen since they don't come down?

I'm trying to find positives here, but this just was not fun at all, sorry. :(

Umm...Music works, sound works, and graphics are certainly about cows. The custom popup and background image is a nice touch. I guess technically the bouncing works too, a little too bouncy though as the targets will just escape and be unclickable.

The puns, well, the pun I guess, since I can't see/earn the rest, were at least amusing.

Thank you for this detailed review on all the ways the game sucks. It’s more than it deserves =P

It was created in jest in about an hour as a parody while I worked on my “real” entry. That there aren’t more negative reviews is just because people are too nice