Hello, everyone. Friends, family...
We are gathered here today to mourn the death of 4 double chocolate chip cookies, as they were eaten by ants...
These ants have all been sentenced to death in hopes that it would bring peace and closure to the ones who knew these cookies well.
I myself was a close friend... these cookies were more than just snacks to me... they were like family... and even though they can't be here right now... I know they live on... in our hearts... and in those dead ants' stomachs.
My favorite memory was when I was eating their brothers while watching a kid's show and when it came to them I... I decided I was full... they were the 4 best cookies in the bunch... with the most chips in them. I never got to tell them that... or eat them... sorry... I'm tearing up...
Would... anyone else like to share anything about them?