I haven't talked about GOmens in way too long and according to the law that's actually illegal so:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
NEW POSTER CHECKK BABES
WAHOO!
If we take a look-see here, we have 3 cups. A teacup, a mug, and a wine glass.
The caption is "tea for three and three for tea"
Interesting.
We know the wine glass is obviously Crowley, durr.
The teacup has to be Aziraphale.
And the mug is Gabriel.
The wine in the wine glass is shaped like devil horns.
The steam coming from the tea in the teacup is shaped like a halo.
And the steam from the cocoa in the mug is shaped like a heart.
We've got the moving box in the background there.
The matchbox as well.
Can't make out any of the books in the background though it looks like there's stuff written on some of them.
There's a record on the shelves in between the books. Can't tell what it is tho.
Now back to the cups. Heart in between Crowley and Aziraphale anyone?
I mean cmon- THERES A HEART IN BETWEEN THESE TWO DUMB LOSERS AND THEIR 6000 YEAR PINING IM GONNA SCREAM
BUT WHY FROM GABEIEL?????
IT COULD BE NOTHING BUT NOTHING IS NOTHING IN THIS SHOW AS IVE LEARNED SO LIKE YEA
IS HE THE WINGMAN, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? LMAO
WINGMAN GABRIEL
Oh and "tea for three and three for tea" is probably a reference to 'Tea For Two' the song yk the one.
What's in the moving box tho? WHATS IN THE MOVING BOXXXXX WHATTTTTT
THAT MOVING BOX WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHATS WITH "this side up"
WHATS WITH ALL THE "up" IMAGERY
ITS A MIRACLE HOW WE HAVE SO MUCH INFO ON SEASON 2 AND YET I STILL CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF WHAT EXACTLY IS GONNA HAPPEN
Also. In the sneak peek-
Aziraphale is this close to strangling Gabriel. He's actually gonna kill him.
ALSO WHAT THING IS IT IN THE MOVING BOX IS THAT IT? IS THAT THE THING HE HAD TO GIVE AZIRAPHALE???? OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?????
WHAT IS IT, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT TERRIBLE THING WAS GONNA HAPPEN???????
TELL MEESEEEGRJDJSGDIWHDKGDJA
also also
I'm not done with this one yet, THERES A HEART IN BE-FUCKING-TWEEN THEM
I REPEAT ITS A HEART IN BETWEEN OUR INEFFABLE HUSBANDS
6000 YEARS FOR THIS
IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE
LIKE YOU BETTER BE SHITTING ME RN, FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY
THEYVE BEEN GOING ON DATES AND SAVING ECAH OTHERS ASSES REGULARLY FOR 6000 YEARS FULL OF ENDLESS PINING NOW AND IT TAKES THE ARCHANGEL FUCKING GABRIEL SOMEHOW APPEARING ON EARTH WITH NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING FOR THEM TO FINALLY STOP DANCING AROUND THE FACT THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
SIX THOUSAND YEARS
THESE INEFFABLE DUMBASSES TAKE 6000 YEARS TO ADMIT THEIR LOVE
ARE THEY STUPID OR ARE THEY STUPID
BECAUSE ITS STARTING TO SEEM LIKE THEYRE STUPID
I genuinely love these two. I seriously love them.