I have... and I'm not exaggerating... FIFTEEN BLISTERS ON MY FUCKING FEET
FIFTEEN
TEN ON ONE AND FIVE ON THE OTHER
I SHIT YOU NOT I JUST WALKED IN THE MOST BLISTER PRODUCING SHOES EVER MADE WITHOUT ANYTHING TO PROTECT MY FEET FROM BLISTERS EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULDVE PUT IT ON SINCE WE LITERALLY HAVE STUFF FOR THIS ITS NOT LIKE WE DONT
AMD NOW MY FEET ARE GONNA BE DYING FOR THE NEXT LIKE WEEK
I THINK I ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING AT SOME POINT JUDGING BY THE FUCKING SCABS ON MY FUCKING FEET
THERE ARE ACTUAL FUCKING SCABS
I WAS FUCKING BLEEDING
WHEN I GET MARRIED ITS GONNA BE TO A LIKE 6 FT TALL BUFF ASS MAN SO HE CAN CARRY ME EVERYWHERE AND I NEVER HAVE TO WALK AGAIN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS JUST NOT IT
LIKE WTF FIFTEEN BLISTERS AND ACTUAL FUCKING BLEEDING TOO
THESE SHOES ARE A DEATH TRAP
THEY WERENT EVEN HEELS OR ANYTHING THEY WERE JUST THE WORLDS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES
THE REASON THEY'RE LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE THEYRE NEW SO THEY'RE LIKE STILL FRESH AND TOUGH AND NOT SOFT LIKE SHOES BECOME AFTER YOU WEAR THEM FOR A WHILE
SO SINCE THEYRE NEW THEYRE BASICALLY LIKE OUT TO KILL YOU
AND I KNOE THEYRE NEW BUT I DIDNT LIKE PUT ANYTHING ON TO KEEP ME FROM LITERALLY DYING LIKE AN IDIOT
AND NOW IM BLEEDING OR I WAS BLEEDING ANYWAY
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