oh yeah! Hello child of ours! We've prepared the document. Dont worry about reading it, its all unimportant info anyways. Just sign right here!
Yes. I have signed without reading. Now may I leave?
yeah, get out of our sights
Wait! Why has my bank account been emptied out and sent to yours?
because the contract, obviously. Dont you remember?
You told me not to read the contract!
tough luck, shoulda read it
I trusted you. Now I am suffering from crippling anxiety and depression, causing me to cry in the shower at night and browse psychology now articles.
you did this to yourself, should have known better. This isnt on us, blame yourself
No. You have betrayed me, witch is why I shall now tell you this: I have a second bank account!
