Asked her to cook me a beef wellington as a romantic meal.
She spent an hour cooking (pretended 1 hour passed)
Ate the meal.
"uh oh, my tummy don't feel good." She starts acting concerned.
I say I might need a hospital.
She offers to call an ambulance.
I lie and say my buddy dave can pick me up, he's waiting outside.
She says "ok, here's the key, call me when you get to the hospital."
I win.
10/10 good game.
*game start
*vomiting blood
"Oh no senpai, are you okay. That's not good, please wait while I'm calling the ambulance"
No, I actually call my friend while I was at it. Please they're outside with the medicine. Can you grab it for me?
"There's no need for any medicine or friend, I can take care of you. Don't you try to escape by bringin your friend in here"
No... I mean please you grab the medicine, I will stay here *vomiting blood*
and... suprise, suprise... she killed me. 10/10
What a Girlfriend I have XD 🤣🤣
