On a serious note, clever! I felt a little bad for some of the options that were presented... I imagine there was a lot of fun in finding creative ways to dump people :)
Thank you! With such a short time, I tried to go hard with the options to make the story have a "punch". It's not a documentary but it's clearly inspired by some of my own adventures, like the "soap opera theme song" bit. But I was never as mean as the player character, of course ;)