Oh man, this is so good! The intro screen is great just by itself. I specially loved the SFX, the Universe "voice" is quite unique and interesting, and it juxtaposed with the *bark*s was comedy gold. Loved the writing as well!
Gameplay wise, I think it's a cool base for a game! I felt it could do with more risk, some way of reversing progress if you screwed up somehow. But also, the progress bar could fill a bit quicker when you do make a successful throw. Strong entry overall and I'd love to see it expanded further!