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Dear former loot box operator,

Your eagerness to work has been noted. Although we do not have the budget to hire more operators at the moment, we do have an opening for an unpaid internship. You'll be in charge of operating 15 loot boxes and personally responsible for any financial loss caused by frustrated or satisfied gamers. Please sign the dotted line to start your internship:

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Sincerely,

Heinz, Human Resources FU