Looks like someone got EPICALLY TROLLED when doing there silly little game jam.
Maybe you should have dawned your reading spectacles before dedicating all of your senile ass time to gaming.
P.S. GO BACK TO BED GRAMPS.
PP.S. (Get it, PP as in penis? like little Willy William the Willy?) Also good game, would play again if SOMEONE would make the graphics not look like ASS.