Welp. I did not expect to develop a statue kink when I woke up this morning. But now I'm eyeing up the mannequin and dress-form with some unwise memories in mind. Thanks, Taboossy?
Step 1: Give as many people statue kinks.
Step 2: Open a paid museum with lots of thicc statues.
You devious villain! How dare you? There had better be one in my general area!