I know your busy with the overwhelming amount of ideas and work that you must be putting in this but hear me out. Please not now but at some point hidden under a shoe or behind a soda can include a small photo realistic hamster dancing and everytime you find it the game will crash right after the moaning man sound from dark souls one plays. It might make people angry but it could lead to some smiles.
Love this game btw please don't die or lose hope.