Turns out that in our haste to get the game uploaded, we accidentally uploaded a version that doesn't have all the build tools needed to run. Obviously, this disqualifies us from actually being featured in the final video, but our game probably wasn't good enough for that anyways. If you still wanna give it a try and provide any feedback, here is a Google Drive link to a functional version of the game. I promise that no work was done on the game after the deadline. It was just rebuilt properly.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bfkyxCmxGRw1TYY8b6at7Xk9Su796vw3/view?usp=shari...