Amusing text adventure. The writing is solid and there are some clever twists. It took me a few minutes to explore all the dialog trees and to get to the end. I read Artie's lines in Garrison Keillor's voice. :D
Note that there are a couple of dialog options after which I cannot see the other person's response:
1. "I haven't been working here for very long"
2. "Yeah, I've met some"
Example below:
