(MEET THE HEAVY)
( Heavy walks toward the camera and drops Sasha and sits down.)
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this (grabs Sasha) is my weapon. (Touches Sasha with both hands.) She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. (looks at the camera) It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: (Laughs Joyfully)
Heavy: (Checks the barrel of Sasha) "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds a bullet and Machine gun revving sound starts)
(Heavy uses Sasha to dominate the game on Dust bowl Stage)
[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays)
(Gun fire)
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
(Pause and show black screen)
Heavy: "Hehe, cry some more."