Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?"
Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut."
Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
Scout: "Yo, a little help here?"
Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!"
Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
Heavy: "Incoming!"
Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here."
Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then."
Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen."
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound!"
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
Soldier: "And a knife!"
Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offence."
Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me."
Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?"
Spy: "No.."
Spy: "That would be your mother!"
Scout: [Stutters in shock.]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
Soldier: "Oh!"
Scout: "G-gimme that!"
Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..."
Engineer: "Sentry down!"
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us."
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"
Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!"
Heavy: "Oh..."
Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now."
Soldier: "Aaaany second now..."
Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..."
Heavy: "So... We still got problem."
Soldier: "Big problem..."
Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy?"
RED Spy: "Right behind you."
RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur."