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Administrator: "Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base?"

Soldier: "Hut hut hut hut hut."

Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"

Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

Scout: "Yo, a little help here?"

Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!"

Scout: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

Heavy: "Incoming!"

Scout: [Screams,]... "Hey, it's still here."

Heavy: [Yells,]... "Alright then."

Spy: "Ahem, gentlemen."

Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."

Soldier: "Safe and sound!"

Scout: "Yeah, it is!"

Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."

Soldier: "And a knife!"

Scout: "Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offence."

Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me."

Spy: "And nothing, nothing, like the man loose inside this building."

Scout: "What are you? President of his fan club?"

Spy: "No.."

Spy: "That would be your mother!"

Scout: [Stutters in shock.]

Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

Soldier: "Oh!"

Scout: "G-gimme that!"

Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses..."

Engineer: "Sentry down!"

Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us."

Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"

Scout: "Woah, woah, woah!"

Heavy: "Oh..."

Soldier: "What? It was obvious! He was the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now."

Soldier: "Aaaany second now..."

Soldier: "See! Red! No wait, that's blood..."

Heavy: "So... We still got problem."

Soldier: "Big problem..."

Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy?"

RED Spy: "Right behind you."

RED Spy: "Ah.. Ma petit chou-fleur."