Hey, so real talk? I have a pretty strict criteria for my ratings. Call it a side effect of having to rate quite a few things in my time. As a rule, three stars is average, that's where you start, four stars is pretty good but didn't blow me away, and five is cool enough I'd tell my friends about it unprompted. I don't give out a lot of fives. I've probably given out less than five fives in this whole jam accross all three categories combined. You gotta work for a five. Five is something you get when you've done so well I remember you the next day for it.
This game got fives accross the board. I am charmed. How did you do that? There was even a progress-halting, game-breaking but which I even encountered more than once and you still got fives. I even tried to justify arguments to make some of those fives fours, but you know what happened every time I tried? A small voice in my head told me
"No."
