The first thing I saw in this strange land was 4 items. I tried to carry them all but alas, I didn't have a BackpaQ so I could only take one with me. I chose the stick and a good thing I did too as I was then attacked by a green sword-wielding monster. I was gravely injured but survived the encounter which is more than can be said for my green foe. I dropped my stick and ran back for what was clearly a health potion. Once I was fully healed I returned for my stick and continued on my journey.
I flew through many areas finding and destroying every enemy I could see with my ever lasting and trusty stick. I appeared to be traveling through areas that looked like living and sleeping quarters. Was I the invader? Were they, all this time, just trying to protect themselves and their land from a crazy BackpaQ-less lady with a murderous glint in her eyes? Who is the real monster here?
Riddled with guilt, I find myself now trapped in this room with no means of escape so I guess they can all now rest easily in their beds once again. I mean, at least the ones I didn't kill.