Secondary male characters eventually joining (optionally)
For the love of everything out there, I hope we get at least one lovable idiot. That, and a straight man (no pun intended).
"Oh, you like girls? Cool, me too! Want to talk about girls together?"
*sips tea and turns page in book* "Remember to use protection, girls. We don't to replace the beds now, do we?"
"If any of you get it on in the kitchen, the food we restock is coming out of your pockets."
"... You got it all over everyone's breakfast. You know what? Screw it. I'm getting takeout."