oh hey there [value customer] i see you got a [heart-shaped object] can i have it
both: n o-
but i need it for the [keygen] you [little sponge]
kris: GET YOUR OWN SOUL YOU SMALL PARASITE
but i need the [keygen]
kris: DONT YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SOUL?!
HA no
both: *concerned human noises*