Today I just learned that blark gave our Meatheads some spells.
I'm shaking (protein) and crying (manly tears) right now. I can't believe that blark has betrayed us by becoming a nerd.
Come back to our brawny way, blark, it's not yet too late. We'll welcome you with open arms, triceps, biceps, deltoids, supraspinatuses, infraspinatuses.